“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
(Source: jesuschristvevo, via romanian-prodigy)
At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
His face looks like he just caught the red laser pointer dot. Like “Omfg I caught it. I really caught. What the hell do I do with it?”